Meditations on Misery

What else could you need?

What else could you need?


Arm pit hair is a lifestyle choice.

Arm pit hair is a lifestyle choice.


SEX IZ AWKWARD (INSTALLMENT 20): WHEN YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER MASTURBATES IN FRONT OF YOU
There’s nothing quite so uncomfortable as when the person you’re with decides that masturbating is more appealing than actually having sex with you. It forces you to realize that either 1) You’ve become dull and predictable in bed and 2) You’ve probably been with your significant other for too long.
One of the aforementioned revelations doesn’t hit you until you find yourself lying in bed one night, your significant other tricks you into thinking you’re going to have sex together and then just starts masturbating instead.
There’s not really much you can do when this awkward—and somewhat demeaning—event occurs, except just roll over onto your side and pretend it’s not happening.
© Genna Rivieccio 2014 

SEX IZ AWKWARD (INSTALLMENT 20): WHEN YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER MASTURBATES IN FRONT OF YOU

There’s nothing quite so uncomfortable as when the person you’re with decides that masturbating is more appealing than actually having sex with you. It forces you to realize that either 1) You’ve become dull and predictable in bed and 2) You’ve probably been with your significant other for too long.

One of the aforementioned revelations doesn’t hit you until you find yourself lying in bed one night, your significant other tricks you into thinking you’re going to have sex together and then just starts masturbating instead.

There’s not really much you can do when this awkward—and somewhat demeaning—event occurs, except just roll over onto your side and pretend it’s not happening.

© Genna Rivieccio 2014 


Happy birthday, Barbie.

Happy birthday, Barbie.


Ms. Barch’s Wish—a spinoff movie.

Ms. Barch’s Wish—a spinoff movie.